Continuing on my current theme of breasts, I see that a debate has blown up on Tory Home about the Tories’ latest video release: Dad’s nose, Mum’s arse, Gordon Brown’s debt.
The video shows a baby being bottle fed and Tory activists are up in arms demanding real tits. It seems contributions from Cameron and Osborne doesn’t satisfy them.
As readers of this blog will know, I’m a controversial advocate of the bottle. But I do agree with the breast is best lobby on this occasion – tits look much better than bottles on screen.
So I think it’s time to launch a cross party initiative bringing together the Tory supporters of Page 3 with Labour’s health fascists – The Campaign for Real Tits in Political Campaigning.
I will write today to Harriet Harperson (thank you, Daily Mail), Jenny Tonge and Eric Pickles inviting them to become Honorary Vice Presidents of this august body.
The President will be democratically elected. Nominations are now invited…..
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